The way it is

         My landlord threw a party a few nights back, and my good buddy Mark came over and brought a cute flirtatious girl with him.  I didnt try to hit on here because out of respect for Mark I didnt want to pursue someone that he brought to the house.

         We played four to five games of beer pong, and the last game Mark and I beat his friend Niki and Kens friend Zack or something I dont give a fuck what the dudes name was.  Niki who had been flirting with everyone that night established this great connection with Kens friend that didnt look like a nerd at all.  The two of them were talking about World of Warcraft all night.

         In the end she went home with a guy that looked like he played football, and modeled on the side all because he played World of Warcraft too.  I was too pussy to offend Mark by hitting on a girl I thought he might possibly care about. 

        I had been playing that game since it came out!  I wasted more time than anyone else!  The moment I stop playing stop caring the only time the game could of done something good for me in real life I dont care enough to play it anymore FML!

        
        Have fun wow newly aquainted wow nerd couple, because I know the guy above, and or that taking a shit into my own mouth from a cup is more productive than finding another nerd to jack off your life away with.