Sunday, April 17, 2011

Sexy women out of your league reach the girl of your dreams with some helpful hints.

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           1. Astound and surprise her, girls love that shit.  They want the unexpected do something ballsy that you wont fail at for her make sure she knows its for her, a good one is kiss her after you do something nice when you feel closest its a big risk, but great reward.  Try it on a mega hottie and you might go for a wild ride.

         Women love this because it expresses boldness, confidence, trust, and finally an attraction to her.  This is a risky manuever and you gotta catch them with their pants down but you will know when to pull it off.

           If two dudes saw each other and started screaming someone would call the cops.  From a male perspective it can be fairly difficult to find rationality among women.  This is because rationality has two alternative definitions that apply to women and the rest of the human race.  For one women generally understand and place more importance on the group.
          
          When you have an opportunity to be around her take it.  Do not think about what you are going to say.  Say hi to her friends, if you shy away from her ugly friend, her friend will notice and make it an issue, or she will notice and think you are a vain fucktard only looking for pussy.  Bring your friends around, and show you care about having good friends girls love it when you mix it up.
          You need to disguise your male nature.  Don't hide it, or forget about it that makes you a woman and only gay guys and lesbians are going to like you.  TAKE YOUR OBJECTIVE OF GETTING THAT GIRL and replace it with anything the best one is try to have the funnest time.

          Use your time doing whatever you can with her that excludes all the physical bullshit your nuts are screaming at you to perform.  A clean objective is an admirable thing, and she will notice, but let her know your interested.  Paint her with your finger.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The way it is

         My landlord threw a party a few nights back, and my good buddy Mark came over and brought a cute flirtatious girl with him.  I didnt try to hit on here because out of respect for Mark I didnt want to pursue someone that he brought to the house.
         We played four to five games of beer pong, and the last game Mark and I beat his friend Niki and Kens friend Zack or something I dont give a fuck what the dudes name was.  Niki who had been flirting with everyone that night established this great connection with Kens friend that didnt look like a nerd at all.  The two of them were talking about World of Warcraft all night.
         In the end she went home with a guy that looked like he played football, and modeled on the side all because he played World of Warcraft too.  I was too pussy to offend Mark by hitting on a girl I thought he might possibly care about. 
        I had been playing that game since it came out!  I wasted more time than anyone else!  The moment I stop playing stop caring the only time the game could of done something good for me in real life I dont care enough to play it anymore FML!
        
        Have fun wow newly aquainted wow nerd couple, because I know the guy above, and or that taking a shit into my own mouth from a cup is more productive than finding another nerd to jack off your life away with.